Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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