there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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