And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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