Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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