The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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