lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Quick, to the slutcave!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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