I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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