3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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