I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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