It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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