He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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