Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
