She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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