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the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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