new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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