took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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