question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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