i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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