Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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