I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
how does that bad decision feel?
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