i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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