To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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