Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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