i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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