I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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