Plan B is the new Plan A
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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