Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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