On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize