When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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