How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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