is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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