I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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