Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
