Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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