I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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