Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry about my life...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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