found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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