I feel like abortions should bother me more
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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