let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Liz is crying about burritos again.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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