I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
