similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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