Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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