dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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