Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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