You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
