walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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