do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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