Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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