This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
