I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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