Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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