Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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