these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. đź’€
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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