She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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