i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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