Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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