dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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