Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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