I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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